I'm sorry for the crack den comment. You have a lovely apartment.
I'm half bulimic - I binge but forget to purge
ya i found him eventually. hes the only one who drinks guiness so I just had to follow the darkest green puke trail
I'd suck anything for a pizza right now
I just heard "I just let you finger me on Megabus, I clearly don't have standards".
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
It's Wednesday. And it's about that time to remind everyone that my priorities from last weekend have not changed moving forward into this weekend.
Tell the cops to let you through! Tell them you need to do drugs!
I was so high. I had so much hair. It was like all my hair follicles exploded.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
I walked out ot my car in the morning thinking there was a sandwich I left there from yesterday. Then later that day I was checking the mail and saw the other side of my car :/
It concerns me the most that u were potentially going to eat a day old car sandwich.
She's like the sister I never had that I want to bang.
Let's not forget that we had sex on the ground in public tonight.
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