how was that guy you hooked up with?
i used to think blowing a .05 was a good thing
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Turns out Woolite can get the cum stains out of her moms couch.
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
I can always make him wear a mask... I'll tell him it's a fetish.
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
A little light bondage fun never hurt anybody (erotic asphyxiation excluded). Car batteries attached to reproductive organs have.
I promised myself in the hospital that I would give up drinking for however long the cast stayed on. Thank god it was only soft tissue and not a fracture.
Just woke up. Naked. Under an animal pelt. With a girl. I've never met her. She's pretty naked too.
Apparently we carried the stove upstairs. I Woke up with it in my room.
I still maintain we were not that drunk......
Dude, Dimensionally it doesn't even fit in that stairway! We might have to knock a wall out to get it back down!
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
Why does 10AM Spanish always turn into a discussion about my sex life?
I wanted to make my beer stronger so I poured vodka in it. Why god....why
I kept my extra Molly pill in my wallet in the change part, that's also where I keep my body jewelry while I'm working. The nose ring punctured the pill essentially coating itself in MDMA. My nose ring is back in my nose. This could be entertaining
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