also, you're talking to the girl for whom "deformed baby arm" wasn't quite a dealbreaker.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
so i walk in and shes blowing her vag with a hair dryer. so i asked what she was doing, she said heating up supper.. come eat ;)
i'm so jealous of you right now.
my cup is half full, half full of rum.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Whales. Broccoli little trees giant. Magic in cat form. I want my loco and juice. Black in shower. Brb remember life.
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
We have started to decorate penises.
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
he woke up this morning, drunk as fuck, butt ass naked, and he had left grandmas gun on the counter and doesn't know why.
we were all too drunk to realize that the cat wasnt yours
I'm a peeled potato compared to her. I'm a peeled potato compared to anyone. I'm a peeled potato.
Are you high?
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