It honestly took me longer to beat Ninja Turtles: Turtles in Time, than it did to have sex with her the first time we met.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
Sober Sundays just aren't working out anymore.
sitting in the bathroom telling some girl to keep puking or she will die. while holding a beer. nursing school rocks.
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I just brought the toaster out onto the porch to light a cigarette, don't talk to me about being desperate.
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
She thinks I'm afraid I'm gonna get caught in one of my lies and some of the girls I'm fucking will find out about each other. But it would be a relief to offload a few from the old crop and work in a few newbies into the rotation. The organization could use some new blood.
Also, my aunt grabbed my phone and downloaded the scriptures. Apparently I need Jesus.
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No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
Yeah well you try taking nice pictures while you have pizza crust lodged in your throat
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
I frew up on some kids lovely sidealk chald drawings..
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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