Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
i knew she was desperate at the point in which she started showing me her naked pics on her phone
threw up in a bar last night and got laid on an air mattress. my bucket list just got a lot shorter
I just made Jack Daniels snow cones.
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not sure how we got back down, broken rib says we didn't use stairs
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
did we cross streams again? the only thing I remember is seeing a dick
Buying a large dominoes pizza for a wasted 3 mile walk is the best bad idea ever. My mouth is on fire, probably broke my hand, and i may or may not have eaten street pizza.
How did you break your hand eating pizza?
Boxes are hard to see rocks through.
Its great. Every time she starts barking i know ive got approximately 37 seconds to hide my gf in the closet and throw some clothes on
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Our lady landlord called. Dot worry, I handled it. Drunk. Tell her it was Nate. Done. Good. Bye. Drunk.
I got a blowjob dressed with a t shirt sweatpants and a Fanny pack. Not kidding.
Mom just sent me an email. The subject line is "How to avoid a urinary tract infection"
LET IT GO MOM
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
I'll give you a blowjob in a Santa hat if it will put you in the Christmas spirit
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
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