I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
keep it on the DL tho cause i dont want it getting out and it coming off like i kidnapped her or something
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
I really hope that wasn't actually his first time. Because if my first time was anything like that I would NEVER have sex again.
Ok, Jen and I are going out tonight and getting rowdy. I think you and Steph need to come. I understand if you can't, but not going out means you're automatically obligated to post bail. If necessary.
I'm not really into her personality. Not that we've ever looked for personality in women.
That's only a quality to look for in a second marriage.
That girl from the bar sent me a text saying that she wants to wear my cock as a hat. A cock hat. Is that good or bad?
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
That tampon felt like a stick in my vagina, I am never making a drunken tampon choice again. Friends don't let friends choose tampons drunk.
You called me into the kitchen so you could show me that you were peeing in the kitchen sink and then told me to leave bc you couldn't do it with me watching
At one point she whispered in my ear "I overdrew my bank account today" but besides that it was an awesome lap dance
I have a weird question... did you bite my back last night?
I forgot to bring soap and all I could find here was body wash. It's like bathing with laundry detergent.
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