I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
Dude, she knew her leg was on fire and she kept dancing. Bad-fucking-ass.
well hello there hangover. fancy meeting you here on this BRIGHT thursday morning.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
we need to find that guy that whips out his cock at the bar again
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
I found the perfect eye liner, it passed the blow job test, no smudging!!
Would you be offended if I asked you to smoke a blunt with me while I pooped?
I just hit the bong during the whole bday song then blew the candles out with my exhale.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
She was pouring Goldschlager in my mouth during the shower sex. How can you NOT like her?
I'm writing off my condom expenses in my taxes
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
There's a dude wearing a banana suit at the house across the street....
I just tried to snap you a picture of the CVS where we decided not to become parents.
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