"Reality" and all separate lives are the same thing?... We all have separate realities?! My life Has one reality and yours has another?
Haha how much did you smoke
4 feet of smokeee!
just won the tropical speedo for $11. i didn't know they sold pussy magnets that cheap
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
70 feet underwater and I sharted my wetsuit, Tide pen won't clean this up.
My eyes got the double whammy. Once with pepperspray from the riot the other with cum. Both of which i did nothing to deserve.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Fantastic. I'm pretty cold, tired, dirty, and hungry, but that comes with an adventurous weekend. Who needs a wallet or keys anyway? I could totally be homeless.
I swear to Christ if it turns out to be an intervention, i will set you on fire.
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I definitely think you should enjoy one last spring break being a sorostitute before you get serious and settle down with price charming. I mean hes not going to be there any way. he can wait a week.
Fuck my life he IS a stripper, Ive been sleeping with a stripper named Phoenix. damnit, I knew the sex was too good
I have dined. Now I want to get fucked.
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
The pandemic has not made Uber drivers any less chatty.
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