Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
he said i look beautiful when i cum. i think i'm in love.
he kind of looks like leonardo dicaprio...in whats eating gilbert grape
wtf, did you fuck a retard?!
I felt like a body pillow being humped by a twelve year old.
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I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
Freshmen girls are like potato chips you can't have just one.
Drink for every country you've never heard of.
Fuuuuuuuuuck
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
"Grocery shopping" is really just a euphemism for spending $20 on enough frozen food to last 2 weeks and spending the rest of your viable paycheck on alcohol.
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That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
these people use weed stems as birthday cake candles. I'm never coming home
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
guess who smoked weed with their grandpa tonight. and no it wasn't me.
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