sooo how much is appropriate to spend on a vibrator? what if it is really legit looking?
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
All I remember is you introducing yourself to the entire basketball team using the line "I'll show you a slam dunk."
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
You work today? I woke up with a raging boner that was whispering your name
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
I'm so excited for post-beer fest chipotle. It will be better than scared shitless pre-go karting chipotle.
I made everything so magnificently awkward in under 15 seconds. I am magic.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Know anything about my roof collapsing last night?
Tequila.
Dude, half of south Mississippi has seen my taint. I'm not worried.
This is the difference between me and him; he buys you flowers, I buy you a dildo
We'll handle his penis the same way we handle day drinking; together.
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