Midget sex pt 2 tonight
i dont think my boyfriend knows how much of a pain it is to shave my ass
it's not gay if you rub your penis between their butt cheeks and pretend they are tits
Got laid at the last second. Facebook chat is good for something afterall.
I can handle NPR. I speak hippie. I took it in college.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
his fiance had made him a calendar of pictures of her. he asked if he should take it down and i said no. i wanted her to watch.
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
I'm either watching Fifth Element or Hotel Rwanda. There's black people and white people and high life tall boy 18 packs are $11.99 so I could be watching my own hand. I have no idea.
i think if i got caught drinking at work i could get away with it if i started crying and saying my cat just died. as long as i'm confident.
Sad Megan is Sad
Have you been drinking my beer?
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
I just text my one night stand Happy Easter on her way home...now would be a good time for the lord to smite me.
Some days, I wish I could get a hug from a furry muppet
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