i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Best text conversation ever. Other than the one we had about using blood for lube.
creepy tank top guy is at campus health. he's hitting on a girl recovering from a panic attack.
There's a pair of socks on the bar. No-one's questioned this.
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
This is just what we do. We meet guys, go back to their place, smoke all their weed & go home to compete in out own version of Cupcake Wars.
I applaud your efforts, but I have to say it was the bear we encountered that ultimately shut down the entire operation
Not after That Night. No. I hate tequila. And it hates me. Very mutual hateship going on.
Will it make you feel better if we wear the title of dysfunctional fucking roommates? It requires monogamy unless we want to bang someone together.
my mom tried to talk to me about my drinking, i somehow turned it around on her, now shes going to AA and I'm going to the bar.
You don't know what lonely is until you've came in an Arby's Napkin
how fucking stupid do you have to be to think I'm going to accept your friend request months after falling asleep during one night stand sex?
You ran out of his house yelling "I got the goods!" Then you pulled toilet paper rolls out from under your shirt.
BABE I MISS YOU SO MUCH LIKE THE SADNESS OVERWHELMS BONER ABILITY
I lost my cyber virginity to a guy I barely knew in high school while a Togepi Plushie watched.
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