Is it weird if i grunt like Tim Taylor when im having sex AND grilling steaks??
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
new excercise plan: walk a mile get a bj then walk a mile home
I'm going to listen to christmas music to trick my body into cooling off.
No she hasen't showed up to my place yet, last I heard she was puking as she was walking without stopping near the park.
I made him sleep with a condom on and i passed out on the carpet with only a bra on.
someone needs to get her out of the garbage can shes never gonna forgive us for this
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
My mom opened up my bank statement today....my first alcohol intervention class is at 7:30am tomorrow.
I'll have party bus drop you off in the morning.
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
I'm beginning to think shitting his pants is just a normal thing for him.
It was only a blow job in his car. It's the same as giving a friend a back rub.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
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