Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
So she comes up to me at the end of the night and asks me if I going to take her home and fuck her. I pretty much had to right?
you had an obligation.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
It would be like bopping for an apple with my penis but never winning an actual prize. The only thing I would get from it would be the joy from taking part but then regretting it forever more
Nothing is more awkward than taking a dump while someone is crying in the bathroom.
VAGINAS ASSEMBLE!
I'm not seeing this movie with you.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
HE'S LICKING FROSTING OFF OF THE EIGHTEEN YEAR OLD BOY
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
how do you know everyone's mad at you?
I just woke up feeling shameful
I deleted your number after I found out you gave my brother head for drugs.
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