she said "lets play dickbreaker!" and then threw my blackberry at my dick as hard as she could.
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
I wouldn't blow him for all the queso in the world.
I'd rather blow that homeless guy who asked me to breast feed him.
Don't you dare blame me for walking in one walking in on ur fuck session....u decided to fuck where we hid our booze
You want a summary? Scottish women that start drinking at 7 am. Cherries soaked in moonshine. Japanese beer. Old men smoking stuff that I'm pretty sure is illegal here and in Japan. One is doing a karaoke striptease. There's your summary.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
I just want someone to shove bread from panera down my throat
God I miss you. I want to fuck your face... Then do all the girly cuddly shit too.
Walking into class right now and I swear to god I smoked down the substitute teacher we have at a party I went to last week
Life lesson 8263 if drinking a beer in the shower be careful when shampooing... Tresemme flavored rolling rock sucks
I just fucked her in the corner of an ally while holding a large pizza waiting on a pledge for a ride.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I found a Trump-humping republican virgin born on the goddamn Fourth of July. I NEED to hate-fuck him.
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