He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I need to figure out what I wanna do with my life.
There are margaritas in the freezer still.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
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she asked me if i can do her a favor, came over, and gave me head then left. i still dont understand how that was a favor for her.
you are not perverted enough for this relationship to work out.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
He also turned out to be underage (the fucking liar) so we had to get drunk on cooking sherry
I think the 8 yr old is hitting on me and they just prayed for the salvation of third world countries
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Try to make ecstasy cheese. Capitalize on the molly and greek yogurt trends. MARKETING
I'm chatting on my fake OkCupid account and watching Lion Witch & Wardrobe on my second screen. Hail me, King of the Creepers
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Let the clothes fall where they may.
In a meeting I sneezed and my tooth hit the floor. I don't think anyone noticed. I would still like to die now.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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