8:17pm: So, How was fun day?
1:15am: So I just woke up in my bed in my bathing suit... I don't remember getting into bed or dinner or anything after slip n slide that happened around five... I'd say fun day was a success
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
i was out of cigarettes so i took the butts out of the ashtray, emptied them out, and proceeded to roll one big Frankenstein cigarette.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
I think I just inadvertently started a sex competition with my roommate and her boyfriend.
In hindsight combining orgy Thursday with mystery drink madness was begging for failure
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
His dick's name has evolved from Sebastian to Big Daddy to Barbara Streisand to Barbara Walters. I think the transformation is finally complete.
For starters i called the cops on myself for trying to destroy the ladys decorations
Might call you tomorrow on a drunken hate filled rant, or just a normal hate filled rant, either way be ready.
I had to put my dog down, accidentally outed my brother, and was given a fucking fish sandwich instead of a Big Mac ALL IN ONE DAY! Am I really the person you want to consult for advice? Hhhmmmmmm?
Ya that dick wasn't worth burning a perfectly good pizza.
You live and learn.
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