school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Feel like bed is flying. Not sure where we're going. Hope there is candy.
I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
well, someone with very low standards is getting their dick sucked
The timing couldn't have been better if I planned it. His mom walked away, I vomited in their mulch, and then his mom came back and offered me bread.
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
Definitely sounds like it's time for some eggs with a side of strap on
I mean it was like cry my eyes out or masturbate in my moms bathroom.
I would have done it. But then again I am a starving student who can manipulate my brain into thinking my decision was somehow morally justifiable.
Would it be out of line to take a picture of all the earrings, rings, hairclips, and other miscellaneous girl items that I found under my bed and post it on facebook and tag all the girls that I slept with this year so they can claim their shit and get it out of my house?
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
but if we have a President Trump come Tuesday, I might throw myself off the Walt Whitman Bridge so Thursday might not work for me after all.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
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