Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Be careful there's warming lubricant on the floor. I will clean and explain later.
Ha ha. You should see the things I'm doing to my body at Bob Evans.
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
He came into your room last night to tell me he was leaving, when I woke up this morning he was facedown in your hallway. He didn't make it very far.
She gives the worst handjobs, it was like raw meat on a cheese grater
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
I think shooting the BMW with the bow and arrow is when our group became the evening's antagonist
Maybe I'll make your dreams come true and pee on you tomorrow.
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
I left for five minutes and Chris wound up half in women's clothes, half naked. And the naked half was covered in shamrock stickers.
I got my first tattoo & injured myself while having sex in a national monument. I say we consider this weekend siezed.
I tried to have a quickie with him at the company happy hour. I think I need to quit my job.
My day so far: morning after pill and pancakes. Living the dream.
I couldnt face her after that wonderful, terrible blowjob. Made a rope out of towels and climbed out her bathroom window.
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