So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
Is it wrong to want to cut a hole in the Tigger suit so I can molest you while I wear it?
I'm at a Rock of Love themed party. New high? New low? I can't tell.
Wait. Scratch that. It's not themed. These girls are just sluts.
He had one of those small greek statue penises
This smoking ban is really fucking with my ability to fart in public
you need to leave class get on facebook and start untagging IMMEDIATELY
We found her hiding in the bath tub.. And when i opened the curtain she replied "thank you" and walked out like nothing happened.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
He just had a handle of vodka with ice in it yelling at people hot august night mother fuckaaaaa and was pouring it on his face
i formally give you permission to eat me when i pass out
As long as he continues to be our subleaser and continues to fuck me, I think it's acceptable for me to steal a piece of bread here and there.
Pretty sure we're going to get a cease & desist notice from the Make A Wish Foundation, but until then...
Also lets pinky promise right now that we will NOT play "Pony" outside of each other's rooms if we have a hook up over
How's moving going?
Uh, we're on the way to the store to buy more booze
I told my mom that I was just gonna go check the mail. It's been 19 hours, and I woke up in a hot tub covered in chocolate, with a text from her sayin "have fun sweetie"
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