We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
we got so high we spray painted his girlfriend's UGG boots. she's CRYING. it's hysterical.
Her vagina is like Vegas. high traffic and full of glitter.
you were sleeping on the floor, then you woke up and told me you were not comfy enough. You took the carpet in the bathroom put it in the bath and you slept there.
He was making tequila spiked Arnold Palmers and murmuring things in Spanish.
I love foreign exchange students.
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
EVERYONE CAN HEAR YOU FUCKING YOU ARE IN A TENT
The cute guy in my class hurt himself and is on crutches. My first thought was "Good. He'll be easier to take down." Like he's a gazelle and I'm a dick tiger. What's wrong with me?
We were tripping too hard to figure out to tell him where we were so we sent a picture of me laying outside the tent saying "find us"
well he never texted me back and the pizza I took my rage out didn't deserve such malice
I've finally become one of those chicks with a taco in her purse.
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