just saw an old couple make out...not too sure how I feel about it. though I will admit at one point I was thinking "oh yeah! get that!"
New drinking game watching teenage mutant ninja turtles movie and drinking every time raphael says damn, someone says april or ms oneil, and shredder appears And every time we see a mustache
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
don't you dare blame getting arrested on me. you sugested we play the penis game and we all know I'm a strong competitor
High water is the most godliest tasting water in the world.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Remember when we tried to have fun last time..? I got put in a choke hold and you woke up in some ones car.
We'll get you some ice cream, but no sprinkles. Sprinkles are for winners.
I just googled, "what type of cured meat does my face taste like", and one of the top results was, "The Definitive Guide to Bacon." I couldn't make this up if I tried.
I can't get the smell of burned penis out of the house
I said "one day" and that day is not today
Howd it go?
Well we had the "no we're not fucking on the porch" conversation but then we totally fucked on the porch. So I'd say alright.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
idk but im stoned n hiding in the bathroom from my kids with a really big bowl of really little candy bars
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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