margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
He passed out so we kept throwing water on him, he got excited and asked if we were at the wave pool.
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Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
I have the coolest burn here. Everyone is taking my picture. I'm like a celebrity of the burn victims.
I just found my "random bang list for summer of 2012" that I wrote last night.. It's written on a Plan B receipt. If this isn't irony I don't know what is.
Fuck you asshole. You cost me cheerleader pussy.
I watched Morgan Freeman explain the existence of nothing, now I'm afraid of sub - atomic particles. these egg rolls are outstanding
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I gave him a BJ and he left. Coincidentally that's the name of my memoir.
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
Godammit I caught my hair on fire taking a bong rip
just call my name and ill be there, if we are puking, beating up bitches, or pickin up men, OR avoiding wierd men, so many situations require a wingman
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
This should be illegal
It is
I mean more illegal... I shouldn't have this
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