i cant decide if i should go fuck j*** or keep watching real genius
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
At least we don't have one night stands
True that. We sink our claws in our men.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I've spent more money on drugs for bonnaroo than my actual ticket. Proudly.
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
God fucking bless the man who invented the vibrator. Bless him and all his descendants. I think I saw the face of God tonight
DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
Update: the condoms are expired and Canadians are NOT to be trusted!
Did anyone see us fucking last night on the giant turtle outside downtown Disney?
At least get laid and waffle fries out of it you whipped basterd
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