omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
Last night when I was hammered I set a reminder to tell you that your boobs are my favorite ones in the world, so this is me giving you that message.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
You fell on your face and the waitress just brought you a fresh drink
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Houston, we have a squirter
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
Btw if you ever get emails that pretty much contain 'bwahhhhh jatkkvsweuo' it's safe to assume it's me.
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
In case you're wondering what frozen hashbrowns taste like at 4 in the afternoon, shame. They taste like shame.
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Omg I literally just wanna sleep with you right now. Like actual sleep. Not sex. Well maybe. But sleep first
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I offer naked tickle fights and orgasms and you call it trouble. I call that Christmas.
..needless to say, i got fired. But I'm in the parking lot tanning on top of your car... so its not all bad.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
The work outs are working. Someone just said my body type was “Tits On A Stick”.
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