5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
I am spending my child support on dildos
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Why did you video tape me drying my boxers in the microwave?
They were fighting, but then they bumped into the bong and it shattered. After that they just hugged and cried.
His foreplay reminded me too much of breastfeeding.
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
I haven't seen him since I gave him a hand job in the hospital. I like to think I contributed to his speedy recovery.
Well for starters the people who just made my burger at the grab and go just told me to "hang in there"
This is the Taco Bell dump we've all been waiting for.
Ryan got so drunk he gave a hobo $20 and I had to zip tie him to the bed so he doesn't out stupid himself
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
I realize that my conversation topics seem to only be about bees and my cross dressing fiance. Thank you for being my friend.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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