dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
But why is there no point in liking him? Does he have herpes? Is he married? Is he gay? Did he get his penis chopped off in a freak accident? If the answer is no to all of the above, then he is fair game
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
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Don't ever tell me I'm a bad friend. I woke up at 7 this morning to drive your mistake home because you wouldn't get up.
I'm with Tony. He said he volunteers his ball sack for waxing but you will have to wait a few weeks. It is a freshly shaved sack. I guess he thought he was gonna get lucky. Wtf?
Smooth sack
The cops just showed up and arrested her. It's our 2nd date. Do I have to hang out her with her 3 kids until she makes bail or can I leave?
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
Yeah then she waddled like a duck in silence sat down and ate the entire paper towel roll.
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So looks like I applied to adopt a dog last night. I'm completely ok with this
Ohh man. That was a snatch-waxer with a score to settle.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I'm fine with our borderline lesbian behavior.
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G&T. Gin and tonic. GIN AND TONIC. GIN AND TONIC AND FUCKING LIME
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