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(707): View more from California

Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.

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(707): Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping. http://tfl.nu/7pjn

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getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned.

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(817): getting caught by my parents in bed with another guy was way easier coming out than telling them over dinner like I had planned. http://tfl.nu/n40z

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(512): View more from Texas

If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.

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(512): If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department. http://tfl.nu/ppwl

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(404): View more from Georgia

It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.

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(404): It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated. http://tfl.nu/7ila

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(856): View more from New Jersey

I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent

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(856): I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent http://tfl.nu/ara2

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(+44): View more from United Kingdom

Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.

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(+44): Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out. http://tfl.nu/bww1

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(203): View more from Connecticut

I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!

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(203): I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?! http://tfl.nu/b8ik

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(278): View more from Michigan

Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms.

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(278): Make sure you have everything youll need until sunday. aka a green shirt and condoms. http://tfl.nu/bwzb

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(347): View more from New York

Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.

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(347): Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal. http://tfl.nu/seq0

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(571): View more from Virginia

Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero

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(571): Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero http://tfl.nu/k0h6

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(818): View more from California

She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.

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(818): She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her. http://tfl.nu/k3ta

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(410): View more from Maryland

Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience.

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(410): Just a warning... Flip, sip, or strip always ends in all participants being naked. Learning from experience. http://tfl.nu/sg6n

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(832): View more from Houston, Texas

I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches

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(832): I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches http://tfl.nu/e6l8

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(240): View more from Maryland

You said dick pics aren't attractive

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Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3

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(240): You said dick pics aren't attractive (301): Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3 http://tfl.nu/0mk5

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(619): View more from California

You fucked that MILF against my car!

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How would you know?

(619): View more from California

She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her

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(619): You fucked that MILF against my car! (415): How would you know? (619): She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her http://tfl.nu/6u9g

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