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(416): View more from Ontario

Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.

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(513): View more from Ohio

You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.

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(614): View more from Ohio

He poured the shots. We did them together. I cheersd him out of the shower

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(517): View more from Michigan

He made me a period mix..should I back out now?

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(240): View more from Maryland

I decided that I do the same thing when i'm drunk with every guy who has a girlfriend...lecture them on how bad cheating is, then hook up with them. I'm like good cop, bad cop.

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(617): View more from Massachusetts

I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few

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(503): View more from Oregon

His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.

(1-503): View more from Oregon

It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...

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HELP! I GOT DRUNK IN THE LIVING ROOM AND CANT GET UP UPSTAIRS

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(213): View more from California

How many times do I have to tell you I'm not bisexual.

(213): View more from California

.....unless there is alcohol involved

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