Texts From Last Night · Random Texts

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(618): View more from Illinois

lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...

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(845): View more from New York

the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did

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(610): View more from Pennsylvania

My vibrator challenges you to a duel.

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(330): View more from Ohio

I'll just tell her I'm here with you picking out a buttplug for her to say "I'm sorry".

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(513): View more from Ohio

you flashed my boyfriend last night so i tackled you to the floor. you may be a bit sore.

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(603): View more from New Hampshire

Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?

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(614): View more from Ohio

I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?

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(304): View more from West Virginia

You got this. You survived the RA last semester (granted you almost got arrested but still.)

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It's a sad night when one of your friend texts you that she's going on a date with someone you know and then invites you to maybe have a drink after

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