if my vagina gave out awards, he should be preparing acceptance speaches for the oscar, the heisman and the nobel peace prize.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
i know im back at school when i can poke any random spot on my body and expect a 80% chance that theres a bruise there
We decided to have a girls night of four lokos, three of us cried and the other puked
Sleeping with two different guys who share a driveway is getting increasingly challenging to keep secret
Also I smoked away my sore throat last night. It's a 420 miracle.
For gods sake, I only took one. With two nyquils. What a happy world its been today. Fulfill your obligations and then its marvelouso.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
well, mom whipped her new boobs out at the dining room table. So yeah you could say we had a pretty casual thanksgiving
There is no issue with you seeing me...morally or ethically. we'll update your resume anyway. I really need to have sex with you later. Really
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
I smell like beef jerky
That's among the sexiest things you've ever said to me.
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