she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
I'm sitting in class drinking a forty out of a paper bag. No ones said anything yet. I think my professor is trying to ignore me. Better start yelling louder.
i just went to use the bathroom this morning and I couldn't because there was someone puking in every stall. i'm going to miss the dorms this summer
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
As we were about to go at it, his roommates barged in singing jumper by third eye blind. Weirdest almost one night stand ever.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
can we fuck so we can live up to our nicknames for eachother?
For the love of all that is holy just take the tranquilizers Erica
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