This guy told us that for a dollar and two cigarettes he'd let Megan stomp on his crotch. We were gonna refuse, but we figured someone had to keep him from passing his stupid genes along.
Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
I just watched a girl use a tall boy Coors as a rolling pin to make christmas cookies
I wasted some perfectly good semen on her
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the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Dude this stripper just dry humped the settings off my phone. She earned that dollar
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
It's like when your main girl and your side girl start having their period in the same week
You are the most depressed sports fan I know
I danced with this guy last night, I left like I was humped by a blind baby kangaroo trying to body-box.
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The only thing I remember last night was feeding my dog 4 McDoubles.
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
As I was balls deep, she moaned "i can't wait to see what how hot our daughter will be". Instant de-boner
Listen I'm tryna celebrate your divorce. Sometimes that calls for drinking on the toilet.
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