i wish they had a 'baby daddy' section in halmark, like, "hey, i know you didn't want this child and you're doing a horrible job, but here's to making you cry on fathers day"
i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
Just threw up in a trash can by the ATM. Then pulled out money for weed.
You never realize how many sex toys you have until you have to strategically hide them while moving out of your dorm.
Is it bad that we're talking like nothing happened?
Ah. Blossoming love after wild blackout drunk sex.
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
Is it love? I honestly haven't even thought about watching porn for over a week now, and haven't thought about fucking any strangers either. It's quite eerie.
You had me at "mimosas" several texts ago.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
he has the ass of a greek god and he made me breakfast
Really I don't care what we're doing or watching. Your penis spends way too much time outside of my body.
I'm really interested in the size of his penis so report back on that one
He showed up to my apt at 6am wearing a suit and holding a bag of coke....how could I not let him in?
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