yeah I know. she is a stupid fat trailer trash bitchwhore and I hate her
but when she came up to me in the bar I had to be all like "OMG HEYYY how are you, I haven't seen you in foreverrrrr!!"
but for the record, yeah, I hope she gets mauled by a bear and dies
Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
sometimes i really wish you were a nugget.
dipping my christmas cookies in kaluha. santa would be proud.
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Dude. I tried to convince her to eat poprocks and give me a blowjob. It did not work out well.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I DON'T CARE LET'S GET DRUNK AND GO. I STRAIGHTENED MY HAIR DO THIS FOR ME.
Immediate regret. She's like a chihuahua on crack.
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I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Okay hun. Well my neighbors haven't called the cops yet so I think we're good. No more burning in the yard.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
tuscaloosa is terrifying
like people here are just empty shells of drugs and sin
there is no mercy here
Someone who makes you cum so hard that you have an asthma attack is clearly your soulmate
Let's just say, I will never again lick an asshole.
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