it wasn't lemon gatorade
you really are a gigantic fucking slut.
sidenote: just remembered sarcasm does not translate through text
it's probably a bad thing that i wasn't even offended, huh?
Last night we were drunk and talking about rude things, I mentioned felching and had to explain it to everyone. Everyone was disgusted and asked how I knew about such filth and I told them you told me. Don't get mad. Also a quck heads up, you might get gifts of straws at work,
a slip n slide in 50degree weather was the 2nd dumbest thing i have ever done. the 1st was hitting the wooden fence i believed was supposed to "help us stop"
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Just invented new drinking game watching Hocus Pocus... everytime they say "virgin" wetake a shot and yell out "to j****"
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
fuck off i hope your children turn out to be republicans
Yeaaah, so cabbie laughed at me, and said, "rough nite? Let me find you some music" . apparently OPP is the appropriate ride of shame soundtrack.
I woke up from my nap, looked out my window, and saw about bout 6 people get tasered in less than 20 seconds.....could someone please tell me what's going on.
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I incognito puked under the VIP table. Did Jersey proud.
triple team girl just facebook chatted me. do i tell her i had a nice time?
The girl who overdosed in the bathroom at work is back....help?
Having a midget officiate your wedding because you think it'd be hilarious: good idea or potential lawsuit?
I think I'm still a little drunk from Sunday Funday and I just changed for a date in my car. wish me luck.
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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