he was CRYING into my vagina
I FOUND THE PROF I'M GOING TO FUCKKKK.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
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I don't know why I've never thought to take my bong into the bathtub before.
The gym has a pool
my gym membership just went from "way to get in shape" to "place to go swim when I'm high"
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
life lesson #151: dont let people go batshit crazy and stab you in the knee
i will live by this rule
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
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I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
You have to get it done early. Like a dick drive by. Hit it and run.
Okay, yeah, judgmental guy at 7/11. I'm buying g wine at 10:20 in the morning. You wanna fight about it?
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
I had to ask my mom to look for my kegle ball...
I just kept eating and watching him slide down the stairs head first
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