You're in luck. The brownies don't even have butter, just vege oil
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
People are handing out olympic condoms downtown, just put it on and it broke, this is how there trying to raise the population. Very sneaky canadian government, very sneaky
So what if i ate it off the ground. Its like i found a five dollar bill just laying there, in burrito form.
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If you really wanted to hide the fact you were gay, you could have at least had the sense to not get drunk in the same bar as your bf.
There's a dead squirrel in the freezer. Is that what you stopped to get out of the road last night?
How do I respond to this?! It's not easy to say "you're hot & the sex was good, but outside the bedroom you scare me"
He's not letting me leave till I cum. I am a hostage to my own vagina
Today is the day I die from a hangover. I love you, mom. Farewell.
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I woke up in a bath tub and my face was sore and it wasn't because of you, I was impressed
of course the one day I come to class high we have guest speakers from the police department... Just my luck
Whatever. I'll take my new fine ass dick sucking nails elsewhere.
Definitely accidentally brought drugs into Disneyland. Considering using them.
Now after not puking, next step is not to do the accent when immigration says "hello."
Is it sad the checkout lady had to inform my mom she can't buy alcohol before 8am?
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