I hate u. Im listening to lady gaga and all i can hear is boca base om om om ommmm
Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
I feel kinda awkward using the Sesame Street themed Google to search for hot young pussy...
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
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just ran into a kid I used to hook up with while wearing his shirt. Only me. I tried to pretend like it wasn't his but it said his name on the back so I wasn't winning that.
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
He had a seizure when i was giving him head. for a second i was thinking i was doing a spectacular job
no drinking for a week
if by week you mean tonight and by no you means yes
If you don't sing me a lullaby then I'll just take shots till I pass out
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yesterday you declined a drink because you "didn't want to be responsible for it" ok kanye...
hes duct taped to the wall and we're throwing eggs at him. i love thirsty thursday.
Not only did I get beyond cray cray this weekend. My body has nursed itself to plentiful and impeccable health. Fuck you world, I am back.
Someone came in the potted fern
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
Have you ever been so high that you felt like corduroy? I'm at that level.
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