It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
why do my parents always seem to be having way more sex than i do?
As I was driving her home she congratulated each and every deer we saw for making it through the first day of dear season.
you fucked my boyfriend. margarita girls night will not fix this.
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
I gave up trying to understand them years ago. Now I'm just trying to fuck them.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
WHAT DID YOU SAW VERBATIM. VERBATIM IS SOBER FOR WORD FOR WORD
Is it bad that I'm a 32 year old woman that is so afraid of commitment that a hamster is too much responsibility?
Jesus, you make out with one twin then sleep with the other and suddenly they don't want to play soccer with you... Men can be so sensitive...
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
All I wanted was a good weekend full of booze, laughs, and maybe some penis. Instead, someone is in the hospital, I didn't sleep at all last night. And not because I got laid.
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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