Why the FUCK can i grow hair on my big toes but not on my chest?
I found out that they tried to reenact the Snooki drop by using a jump rope and the banister. Pictures say it all.
I don't appreciate you drunk dressing passed-out me in spandex for bed
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
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I just had a flashback of me saying "I'm not ready to be a deadbeat mom" lastnight.
Just went outside to gather hail to use to make margaritas since we ran out of ice. That's God's way of helping us out.
why the fuck are my pubes caked with bread crumbs?
Downside to Halloween: you can't tell if the guy dressed as Gene Simmons from KISS that keeps flirting with you is hot or not...I decided to err on the side of caution and assume not...
You have a long distance relationship and I have a long distance snapchat sexting buddy. If that doesn't describe who we are as people then I don't know what does.
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I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
You literally just told me you're ditching me because of pizza. PIZZA? Wow.
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
The irony of the fact that I'm going to be starting my period on Thanksgiving. Something to truly be thankful for.
I seriously just rolled a joint on my high school diploma. I feel like I've come so far.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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