Remember how we wr so drunk last nite we cldnt find whr i shot my load? ...found some of it.
I took an adderall but just ended up meticulously arranging my farmville for hours
i screwed him while his gf was puking in the shower. 2011 is looking up already
the beer staff turned into a beer spear way to quickly
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They usually take it with their boobs. It's like a horizontal motorboat
So this 40 year old woman was trying to bring me into the bathroom to blow me and the bartender called the cops on her because she was showing her tits. Only in asbury.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
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That's the bat signal to come over and fuck me.
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
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No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
Nothing like the judgmental looks you get in the bathroom when you still have last night's glowsticks on
I may or may not of seen my high school physics teacher making out with my old high school boyfriend at the bar last night
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
you said you were the change fairy and you kept throwing all of your quarters at me.
When they said they were gonna tattoo each other's gamer tags on their asses, I knew I no longer had a boyfriend.
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