I dont shave on purpose to keep myself from being slutastic!! it usually works
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
You went to church with your boobs hanging out?
Theyr'e a gift from god, I figured I should show him i'm using them well.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
I'm sure that's not what the inventers of the Turkey baster had in mind, but that's what I had in mine.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
How do you get a black eye playing beer pong??
Did you drink ALL that 151??
No. We drank all the jaeger... Then used the 151 to start the fire. We're also out of paper towels... And your hairspray is flammable.
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
i just ran butt naked down the hall and someone highfived me. i love college.
I can't wait to see you again. It will be like when we first started dating- but with less clothes.
ya figured it'd be nice to explore the mythical world of sober sex i've heard so much about
i've often wondered how it works
how do do this?
do what? Keep standing? Choose between 2 guys?
keep making boys cry?
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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