Discovered the coffee filter hasn't been changed in a while. I believe the mold has hypnotic properties. Would try it again, but coffee vomit is not pleasant.
I just found 51 cents in my bed. Did you leave me a tip?
you made a powerpoint titled 'things i've drank tonight' and emailed it to me.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
It was like having sex with a donkey. Everytime she got close she would kick me.
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
If she doesn't judge me for bringing my vibrator in the tanning bed, I know she is a true friend.
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
no im not bringing booze its easy, you just challenge a drunk guy to beer pong, he'll hand you two beers, you lose on purpose, and everyone makes fun of you. but we laugh in the end for bringing nothing to a byob
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
These girls just walked into this party as reverse cowgirls... Wearing cowboy clothes all backwards
He lit a shoe on fire and tried putting it out by peeing on it
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
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