There's a show on bravo about fat people dancing. FAT PEOPLE. DANCING.
This is god's gift to the unemployed.
Thanks for holding onto me so I didn't fall in my pee in that parking lot. You're the best boyfriend ever.
Why is your vibrator in the fridge?
I'm testing sex in Alaska before I go there.
her bf's celebrating 10 yrs of service at kfc...it's safe to say all the good men are taken
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Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
Your dad just texted me? He said I needed to holler at him when I get up tomorrow. I honestly thought you had somehow gone to jail.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
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I'm trying to puke quietly so i don't ruin my grandma's birthday/my graduation brunch. And you say i need to grow up.
Well sort of got busted by a cop while having sex outside, so your call
for the record im never blowing a guy on the toilet again, that was sad and degrading
Dude if I had a dollar for everytime she asked me to do weird shit with her when we were fucking I'd have like 4$
He just told me my boobs made up for all the bad things that had ever happened to him. I'm definately having sex with him again.
Grandma said I got a good handjob. I think she meant manicure.
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