He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
I know. I just don't want anything else. I have no other desire. Just a ham sandwich.
I honestly don't know what to make of that.
A ham sandwich would be nice.
Yeah, I just met her and we got arrested together. I think it was a good bonding experience.
nothing worse than sitting down ready for a solid porn sesh to find out your internet is out. comcast owes me a handjob
And by hung out you mean you were in my bed for 5 minutes while your penis was in my mouth.
Shrimp lo Mein doused in green apple Smirnoff is a rare delicacy only a few get to experience..guess I should consider myself lucky
they wouldnt let me drive the convertible because i was in a bird suit :(
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Everyone's going out for thirsty Thursday and I'm just like. Cool. Enjoy yourself. I'm gonna eat an entire pizza and watch King of Queens reruns.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
"They let me see the x-ray. My nose is broken. I saw it. It was cool. Well, I guess it would be cooler if it wasn't my nose."
I need a job that does not involve working with people who wear animal costumes when they get fucked.
I texted him back and I am so nervous I may vomit up all of the soup I just ate.
I don't think he knows you can have sex sober...
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