She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
walk of shame with early morning football tailgaters. niice.
Im sick of reading dumb tattoos while having sex
oh hey summer self, welcome to endless thirsty thursdays and walks of shame.
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In the 30 seconds it took me to leave the bar I let the barback motorboat me, ripped open a stranger's shirt and bit his chest, then made out with El Camino dude. No, I'm not coming out tonight.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
We were thinking he might be gay. Like how the fuck do you not even make out with a girl that made you a grilled cheese
I had her number in my wallet, I was sitting on a winning ticket for the blowjob lottery and didn't know
Jacob lost his virginity in a threesome. I am deffs fucking this kid.
DURING A THUNDERSTORM ON HIS BIRTHDAY.
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In a weird way, I don't want to stalk him on Facebook. I want to find out what's wrong with him the old-fashioned way. Is this what it means to be romantic?
Whiskey. Because sometimes it's fun to have your hands go numb.
I just woke up butt-naked in bed with a guy I've never seen..I reached into my bag next to the bed to get my phone and found a bag of shrooms, a handle of vodka, and 600 dollars that I've never seen. what do I do
enjoy it.
I'm surronded by jorts. You're probably too drunk to care. I'm gonna cry now. Love you.
its like my accent is a device for a 100% chance of sex every time i leave the apartment. i love being english in this country.
Every morning should start with 2 orgasms and a shoulder massage
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