i just spent the last half hour thinking about my totally irrational and intense hatred of wedge flip flops.
What do you do when the person in the stall next to you says they're jealous?
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
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don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
At some point we were all eating banana flavored rolling papers.
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
I had to drink a couple beers this morning so I could attend the keg race. Hangover had to dissipate or it wasn't happening.
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I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
Is "I want you to destroy my insides" too forward?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
I'm laying in bed cuddling with my teddy bear and eating waffles. I need a fucking boyfriend
Finally fucked my buddy's mom!! We are both ten years older and for her it really shows but i hit it!!
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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