i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
that's the second time you've been mistaken as a prostitute. maybe life is trying to tell you something
its my fault though, i'm wearing tights
you're hiking in tights? you remind me of dennis quaid's fiance in the parent trap
the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
apparently, it's not a good idea to make jokes about sending newborns through airport security xrays. the moms dont see the humor.
But why'd she put it on the conveyor then?
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He told me that he wanted to break up with his girl friend but only after we had sex, only for him to make sure I'm worth it..
I just sniffled when I woke up and got a bump of coke. I have never felt so good hung over.
we had a ceremony where you passed your fake id onto me in the middle of the bar. i was on my knees and you presented it to me. i don't think the bartenders were suspicious though
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
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We peed on campus in the middle of the tailgate and then hit on a married cop that asked you to stop touching him
2014 decided to stick it to me one last time. Right up the ass.
God is tempting me with everything tonight. Brownies and dick, mostly.
I just had sex with the kid I walked next to at my first holy communion
I guess I was running around slapping people in the face with a slice of turkey telling them that the only way to beat alcohol addiction is to go cold turkey.
God damn you Coronavirus! I'm jonesing I got the itch. I would fully satisfy a horse for some Taco Bell or Perkins. God help me I'm going insane but I definitely don't want to get sick.
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