I dont like him- his parents were home and he hid me in his closet like anne frank
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
U sang "shots, shots, shots" then walked 2 ur top drawer and threw socks everywhere singin "SOCKS, SOCKS, SOCKS!"
I just woke up in a puddle of boob sweat. Definitely time to consider a reduction.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
At this point do you think buying mom a pot plant would be funny or highly inappropriate?
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
I have no idea. I think this is what happens when people take drugs in the middle of the day
After your flask fell out of your leg brace and you told your RA that it was juice, you tried to unlock your dorm room but your key was attached to your bra so he ended up seeing your boobs
I'm sitting in my 10 am lecture drinking a flask out of a dorritos bag...I think people are starting to notice but I'm already too drunk to care
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
I broke my foot jumping out of YOUR window under YOUR watch. You failed me drunk guardian. You failed.
It's like I'm getting a welcome home parade with sex!
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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