I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Grad practice is like a live scrapbook of my drunken sexual encounters
I would like to apologize for my MANY attempts of trying to motor boat you.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I lost the bet. I now have to do all chores sans clothing of any kind. I give it a week before I'm knocked up...
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I have suspicion of morning wood.
How are you unsure as to the current state of your penis?
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
And then you two got up and shouted in near perfect unison "I'M ALWAYS A SLUT FOR BASKIN ROBBINS" The bar just looked at us horrified.
Not sure how but he broke three of his fingers while giving a blowjob. How does someone that accident prone survive to adulthood?
This is not a drill. I need a cape. And a tuxedo. Simultaneously. Repeat. NOT. A. DRILL....
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
I'm going to go ahead and refrain from sexting you in an airport that is currently at a "level orange" security threat.
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