I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
You came back with puke all over your sweatshirt and started doing darth vader impressions
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
You played a drinking game to fat people crying. It's a long climb to the moral high ground, why bother?
i introduced myself to everyone by my new name, thundergooch. i threatened the neighbors with a hammer when they used my real name. needless to say, sailor jerry was not kind to me.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I wanna be like, dude, I peed your bed. Like you laid in my pee. And we're not dating. You can find another fuck buddy who I'm sure won't piss on you.
Like pizza and mermaids make up about 1/3 of my thoughts on the weekends.
he is sitting in the driveway by himself laughing at nothing, idk what to do
thats all i want out of life, to get high and watch weiner dog races
Umm I might be late. Also I am may or may not have mayonnaise on my ass
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