Doug is wearing your sports bra fyi
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
summer is not the time to consider going full bush.
i feel like after you turn 30 you aren't supposed to black out anymore
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
i just want his dick, seriously i'm about to take trifiling lessons. we'll call my alter-ego blair and she will screw his brains out, girlfriend or not.
why im i the only drunk person in the library?
Woke up with my foot jammed into a VCR
some guy i've known for a week sent me nudes saying "you're welcome" i need an award for this birthday
Got some good news and bad news about the hayride this weekend.
The good news is its still on, the bad news is we don't have any hay. The best news, if you drink enough you won't give a fuck that its just a trailer.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I stole a fireplace last night.
i've been hiding in the laundry chute for like thirty minutes from her. not my manliest moment. but dude this is awesome
Just got a message from a drag queen on okcupid. I cant even catfish successfully.
Living alone for four weeks has given me unrealistic expectations of pantslessness.
I pour the whiskey from now on
My liver has officially said "fuck this shit" and escaped from my body.
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