He yelled GOOOOAAAALLL when he came.
I just told someone i was in "addition and subtraction 160".......and they believed me.
I just took the soap out of the bathroom and hid it... this way I could see if she would say anything. you know, to see how clean she was
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
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You're being dramatic. You can calm down, or you can piss off. Either way, I ate your burrito.
he's wearing our apron and eating a pb and oreo sandwich. and calling the oreos "topless" since he took their tops off...
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
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we used the fire extinguisher you had been cuddling with to decorate the cop car while they were inside arresting everyone
He's writing a strongly worded email to Trojan right now
I TOLD YOU THE BARESKIN CONDOMS WEREN'T AS RELIABLE.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
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