Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
I dont want to tell you. Lets just say that a lot of things are reminding me of your dick right now
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You were Q-tipping mashed potatoes out of your ear.
It's official. Hawaii is 100% better when you're stoned.
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
Well, when he's back from China he's probably gonna be pissed I used the spare key he gave me to prove to everyone I'm fucking an NBA player. We took all his booze too.
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i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
Consider it an appointment to improve my blow job capabilities.
Eating an ice cream sandwich while your little bro gets me weed. May I adopt him?
I'm using the bullet from my cock ring to massage out my tmj lock jaw from giving too much head.
Well, he was my lawyer and now we get drunk and hook up.
That explains the way he looks at you.
Just so you know sleeping with you is like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
That's the most romantic thing I've ever heard
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